(Originally broadcast - on BBC2; shown on Tuesdays at 9 pm)

Title Musical Performance Original air date Production code
1 "Demolition" Nine Below Zero November 9, 1982 101
The boys get a letter from the council telling them their squalid house will be demolished. Vyvyan attempts to stop the demolition by beating the construction crew to it, while Mike tries to sweet-talk the crew and Neil attempts suicide.
2 "Oil" Radical Posture (with Alexei Sayle) November 16, 1982 102
Upon moving into a new house (their old one was hit by a plane in "Demolition"), Vyvyan announces that he has struck oil in the cellar. Mike forces Rick and Neil to do the mining, but Rick retaliates by holding a benefit concert for himself and Neil in the living room.
3 "Boring" Madness November 23, 1982 103
The boys attempt to fight off boredom whilst several very exciting things go unnoticed around them.
4 "Bomb" Dexys Midnight Runners November 30, 1982 104
An unexploded atomic bomb falls through the boys' roof and blocks the refrigerator, so Rick and Mike attempt to sell it to the highest bidder while Neil builds a bomb shelter and Vyvyan tries to detonate the thing. But worse, a television licence inspector calls, forcing Vyvyan to devour the TV.
5 "Interesting" Rip Rig + Panic (with Neneh Cherry) December 7, 1982 105
The boys host a party that gets out of hand.
6 "Flood" no musical performance December 14, 1982 106
During heavy rains, London floods. Vyvyan briefly visits Narnia during a game of hide-and-seek, and the boys attempt to cook Neil as a solution to their food problems—but are distracted when they realized they're trapped in the house with a homicidal, axe-wielding Mr. Balowski.



(Originally broadcast - on BBC2; shown Tuesdays at 9 pm)

Title Musical Performance Original air date Production code
7 "Bambi" Motörhead May 8, 1984 201
The boys go to the launderette and compete against Footlights College, Oxbridge in University Challenge.
8 "Cash" Ken Bishop's Nice Twelve May 15, 1984 202
Cash-strapped, and burning all of their possessions for heat, Neil is forced (by his flatmates) to join the police force. Meanwhile, Vyvyan is pregnant.
9 "Nasty" The Damned May 29, 1984 203
A strange package from South Africa interferes with plans to watch a video nasty on a rented VCR.
10 "Time" Amazulu June 5, 1984 204
Rick wakes up in bed next to a beautiful girl, and the house passes through a time warp.
11 "Sick" Madness June 12, 1984 205
While ill, the boys must deal with an escaped criminal and worse, Neil's parents.
12 "Summer Holiday" John Otway June 19, 1984 206
Summer is here and the lads finally get their results.